BLUE Q

It's a bird! it's a plane! It's a regular person doing pretty amazing things on a daily basis! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47%...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wo...

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.          

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size ...

This skillet has done nothing wrong. Season me, don't wash me bro! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, kn...

And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too. Made with shock-absorbing cu...

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% n...

Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This desig...

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven...

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us a...

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This desig...

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.   ...

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% sp...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex      

You're the raddest dad in town. The gnarliest, the coolest, the most tubular. You know, all that stuff the kids say these days. Men's shoe s...

I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!) Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.  LARGE/EXTRA-LARGE:Fits wo...

Seriously, it's good for you. Just try it one fucking time. Please. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

You know, like one of those episodes of The French Chef when Julia Child drops a chicken on the floor and trills, "Never apologize!" Super-i...

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't ...